Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.
— (via ellemaefic)
Pro-tip: If I post something about how I haven’t been able to see Sherlock yet, do not post a reply to it saying - “Yeah I haven’t seen it either! Including when this [GIGANTIC SPOILER] happened!”
Start your Monday with the best advice anyone could receive. Ever. If everyone were the #LeslieKnope of whatever they did, the world would be, well, the Leslie Knope of worlds. So go do that! #ParksAndRec
Jason Biggs’ Acting Career: A Summary
post it on youtube
let’s make this a “youtube player-only” release.
put download codes on the back of campbell’s soup cans.
free leaked copy with every purchase of a kilt.
‘commercial celebrity boyfriend” edition comes wrapped in special edition glitter…
George R.R. Martin on sex versus violence