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  • Anonymous: Why did you stop posting :/

    um, because life! lmao

    ps: hey, i still got fans woot woot 

  • bestrooftalkever:

    emkaymlp:

    Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.

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  • Remember on Friends how Phoebe said that her mom always shouted “the end” and turned off the tv BEFORE Old Yeller died? Well, guess how I’m showing my kids HIMYM…

    —  (via ellemaefic)

  • hiddenlex:

    Pro-tip: If I post something about how I haven’t been able to see Sherlock yet, do not post a reply to it saying - “Yeah I haven’t seen it either!  Including when this [GIGANTIC SPOILER] happened!”

  • Ok, rant over 😂

  • arrestedwesteros:

    Lucille: What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

    Making a Stand - 3x08

    submission by kyliemuses

  • Start your Monday with the best advice anyone could receive. Ever. If everyone were the #LeslieKnope of whatever they did, the world would be, well, the Leslie Knope of worlds. So go do that! #ParksAndRec

  • orangeis:

    Jason Biggs’ Acting Career: A Summary

    seriously

  • Best Roof Talk Ever: theblueprint: “yeezus” leaked. post it on youtubelet’s make this a...

    bestrooftalkever:

    theblueprint:

    “yeezus” leaked.

    post it on youtube

    let’s make this a “youtube player-only” release.

    put download codes on the back of campbell’s soup cans.

    free leaked copy with every purchase of a kilt.

    ‘commercial celebrity boyfriend” edition comes wrapped in special edition glitter…

  • (Source: dutchster, via gsas)